Revenge Bikini

Revenge Bikini
via SankakuComplex:

BEHOLD THE GREATEST INVENTION FOR THE 21ST CENTURY!!!

Presenting the World's First Water Soluble Dissolving Bikini~ nicely nicknamed "Revenge Bikini"~ well if you have a girlfriend that you would like to avenge upon, or a female friend willing to accept such intimate a gift and wear it to the pool with you... hehehe...

This treacherous swimwear promises to fall to pieces after 3 minutes of contact with water, severely inconveniencing the wearer...Not convinced enough?
You can catch a trailer of this product testing here:


Watch the full version here.

You can buy the bikini at Euro 9.90 here.

Training with Hinako

Training with Hinako
[Issho-ni Training] or [いっしょにとれーにんぐ]
via Dannychoo and SankakuComplex:
For those of you guys out there who need motivational help in exercising, Issho-ni Training puts you in the company of bra-less Hinako who'll work out with you... (no, not on you...)Thousands of otakus have jumped on the wagon to Amazon.com to get their hands on this anime DVD for a modest ¥2,100 (approx. S$33.00).
Sankaku advised to expect a rapid succession of sequels and the inevitable game adaptions to following... A very good Marketing franchise is born...

View the anime clip below and judge for yourself how much you'll be attracted to the fluid motion of the charminly athletic Hinako~


DVD is available at Amazon Japan here: Issho-ni Training.

Watch the Otaku below as he follows the workout routine with Hinako:


Q: Also good for learning how to say in Japanese from 1 until 24...

TENGA

TENGA
The future of onanism is here...

Alright, this is considered OLD NEWS already (since 2006), but for those who've no idea what it is... read on~
First released in 2006 in Japan by Mr. Matsumoto, Tenga has sold over 2 million Tenga cups by 2007, and has become the most popular male toy in Japan.Tenga Onacups are single-use masturbators that contain molded elastomer with lubricant already in the chamber.
View the video commercial of the Tenga products here:


In 2008, Tenga released the Flip Hole; a reuseable onacup with a unique design that "flips" open for cleaning.
Also available were 3 variations of lotion to enhance your experience~ ^^
Tenga Flip Hole commercial:


In late 2008, Tenga released the Tenga Eggs...
Please do not store them in the refrigerator's egg compartment where an unsuspecting family member will attempt to eat them...
These are really affordable and easily disposable onacups... a total of 3 different variations - the Clicker, Wavy, and Spider...
Tenga Eggs commercial:


Tenga also created a limited edition "Waming Stick" that can be activated and inserted into the onacups to warm the silicon to body temperature... subsequently, a Tenga Warmer was released, powered by AC, where one could mount the Tenga Flip Hole on to...


Also available are the Tenga BLACK range for the Hard experience, and the Tenga WHITE ranges for the Soft experience~
Need more information? Visit their websites:
If you understand Japanese: Here
For the English (UK) versoin: Here

These Tenga products would definitely contribute to the declining birth rates if they were to be ever be embedded into the Candy Girls...

Now, if I could get my hands on a sample of the Tenga Air Cushion...

Vocaloid2: Megurine Luka

Vocaloid2: Megurine Luka
via Crypton.co.jp

Announcing the number 3 of the Vocaloid2 series - Megurine Luka~!
Voiced by Askawa Yuu, you can listen to her sing in the video below:

WonderLens: FishEye

WonderLens: FishEye

Just bought an interesting product... the WonderLens (FishEye).Avid photography amatures and pros alike would immediately recognize the "FishEye" term... supposedly wide-angled lens for their beloved camera... ...suitable for most camera lens of mobile phones, digital cameras, video cameras, as well as web cameras! ... the FishEye Lens comes with a spring cord and handphone string that allows you to conveniently hang / hook / attach it along with your handphone or camera, so you can bring it anywhere you want!
So how does it perform?
Well... I attached it to my HTC Touch Diamond's F2.8 Autofocus 3.2megapixel camera and took the below pictures:

Normal: Attached with FishEye Lens:Normal: Attached with FishEye Lens:Interesting isn't it?

The WonderLens range still has 3 other types of lens in its product line... keep a lookout for it in town!

New SAF Uniforms: 3

New SAF Uniforms: 3
More followups from my previous post here and here:
(Courtesy to Honda-san for passing me the link)

The new SBO. Looks cool, but I say its a big piece of sponge - it'll probably soak up lotsa rain and sweat... but it'll definately store more things though~ and it'll make a good pillow outfield when stuffed with leaves...
New Field Pack. YUCK. Recruits would probably be whining: "How come no wheels?"
Evolution - you get uglier and uglier...
Putting the uniform into actual terrain, u should be able to tell that the new uniform (centre) really blends better with the background compared to the current one (left). Another picture...

Lets see if you can spot the 3 fellas in this picture... takes a trained eye to spot them, but you'll probably be shot dead by the time you figured out their location.

New SAF Uniforms: 2

New SAF Uniforms: 2
Following my previous post, here are more updates from Mindef:

Pixelised camouflage pattern. Pixelisation generates micro-pattern within macro-pattern to reduce detection of soldier at short distance.

Buttons and velcro combination relieves stress points on chest when body armour is worn.

New apauletter position for easy identification (Specialist ranks remain on sleeves).
(Q: Its on the chest; becuz these "seafood" category people, commonly called "Gim" officers have their ranks on their shoulders and its so hard to recognise them until upclose. Well, easy identification would also mean that officers get shot first... opps!)

Inward buttoning on sleeves prevents entanglement with foreign objects.

Side pockets are pleated to provide comfort when filled, while slanted angle facilitates access in sitting position. Internal pouch within side pocket included for storage of small accessories.

Additional inner material reduces abrasion to groin region.

Shoulder straps remove stress point on shoulder when load is borne.

Mandarin collar protects soldier from abrasion caused by rifle sling.

Shirt can be folded up as an improvised triangular bandage for injured elbow.

Adjustable fastening slits and velcro holder secure position of elbow and knee guards.

Q: .... I changed my mind over getting one...

Advancement of Technology

Audio Player...

Lets start with the OLDEST first... Was clearing some old stuff and found this in my cupboard! SONY WALKMAN! Can you still remember those days when those people who are so "IN", they went jogging carrying these brick? (Omg) I believe I dun need to show you how small MP3 players are these days...

Babies / Microwave oven

Yes, babies are created by humans... so are Microwave ovens... err.. the point I am driving at is: Can someone make a microwave oven BIG enough to stuff a baby in? Please? I can't close the door!

Dogs / Cars

Mens' Best Friend... which one? The dog of course! Cars are Mens' Wives (yea, the more the merrier, but usually can afford one only; and once you got them, maintaining them is such a hassle).

Big dogs need exercise, so you need to walk them often. And when the weather gets too cold or you get too lazy, you thank your wife for making your life easier, and keeping you warm inside...

Lets hope the car-owner below didn't forget about his dog leashed behind and drove home too fast... or he/she will find a fat trail of blood along the road behind...

- photo from dannychoo's

Car Safety

Came across this picture on dannychoo's... which will you choose for you Airbag Design? The Porsche design or the Nissan design?

My point here is: could there be a market out there that wants airbags' shapes to be customized / designed according to their preference? Why must it be Square / Circle / Oval? I want a Star shape, or a Heart shape one... and I am willing to pay~ point to ponder huh?

Spy Camera

This ultra compact camera is available for purchase which can shoot 19 hours of footage on a 1GB micro SD card. It records video in 3GP format on MicroSD cards (up to 2GB). Measures 73x20x11mm for only 18g @ 14900 yen.

You know the implications if this is abused?

- source: akibaharanews.com

SD Cards

Speaking of SD cards...128 Gigabytes... gonna get my hands on this...

NOTEBOOKS

OH! Macintosh wins the Internet this season!

Steve Jobs announced another wonder at the San Francisco Apple World - The MacBook Air.

I will spare you from the specifications... just know that its available for US$1799, and watch the rest of the pictures...

Computers
Of course, we cannot forget about the more powerful desktops... afterall, processing power is the key, and before they can reduce the size of processors, these are here to stay for at least another decade (perhaps?).

Here's a hardcore graphic designers' desk... RAW PROCESSING POWER.

and here's some geek who had too much MOTHERBOARDS to spare and no money to buy wallpapers. And yes, those are RAMS for curtains...
Best way to enjoy eroge...

Cell Phones

And I thought mine's already very compact! Taiwan released this phone...

Even has expandable memory slots...
Beware of excessive hair-growth around the wrist area as a result of radiation...

Virtual Gloves
NTT comware developed a new type of technology called "Tangible-3D" which simulates the feeling of actually grasping objects through sensors in the glove.

The image below shows a tripod on the table with a camera mounted (item 1). In this case its processing images from the guy (on the left) with his hand stuck out. The image of his hand is displayed on the LCD (item 3).The guy with the glove reaches out to the hand on the display and can actually feel that he is grasping the other guys hand (item 4+5). The guy with the glove can also feel his hand being tugged or squeezed by the other guy.

Definitely a technology that might bring a lot of money in the eroge industry...

just let your imagination run...

-photos from dannychoo's