TENGA

TENGA
The future of onanism is here...

Alright, this is considered OLD NEWS already (since 2006), but for those who've no idea what it is... read on~
First released in 2006 in Japan by Mr. Matsumoto, Tenga has sold over 2 million Tenga cups by 2007, and has become the most popular male toy in Japan.Tenga Onacups are single-use masturbators that contain molded elastomer with lubricant already in the chamber.
View the video commercial of the Tenga products here:


In 2008, Tenga released the Flip Hole; a reuseable onacup with a unique design that "flips" open for cleaning.
Also available were 3 variations of lotion to enhance your experience~ ^^
Tenga Flip Hole commercial:


In late 2008, Tenga released the Tenga Eggs...
Please do not store them in the refrigerator's egg compartment where an unsuspecting family member will attempt to eat them...
These are really affordable and easily disposable onacups... a total of 3 different variations - the Clicker, Wavy, and Spider...
Tenga Eggs commercial:


Tenga also created a limited edition "Waming Stick" that can be activated and inserted into the onacups to warm the silicon to body temperature... subsequently, a Tenga Warmer was released, powered by AC, where one could mount the Tenga Flip Hole on to...


Also available are the Tenga BLACK range for the Hard experience, and the Tenga WHITE ranges for the Soft experience~
Need more information? Visit their websites:
If you understand Japanese: Here
For the English (UK) versoin: Here

These Tenga products would definitely contribute to the declining birth rates if they were to be ever be embedded into the Candy Girls...

Now, if I could get my hands on a sample of the Tenga Air Cushion...

Merry Xmas from Taiwan!

Merry Christmas to all my friends~!
Here's a preview of all the goodies and souvenirs I got back from Taiwan as Christmas gifts!
#01 "HELLO KITTY & FRIENDS" MCDONALDS' HAPPY MEAL PLUSHIES
FULL SET~! I ate 10 Happy Meals over 2 evenings to collect them all!
I can only name out #4 Monkichi, #5 Hello Kitty (the 30-yr-old-mouthless-cat), #7 Cinnamon, #8 Kerroppi, #9 Melody, and #10 Bad Badz Maru. Anyone can tell me who are the rest?!
I lied! I actually bought the whole set!

#02 MONSTER FEET BEDROOM SLIPPERS
Got this for mum! She always complaints about cold floors... Geez~ I got a hard time squeezing this thing into my luggage man...

#03 ALMOND POWDER
Very very fragrant almond powder! I could smell it from 2 shops away! My nose led me to it!
Got it for mum! She loves almond powder! Makes very nice almonds drink!

#04 MYSTERY CAN
T-shirt inside.... girl size.
Simply love the packaging. So neat~! The white bottle is the most popular one!

#05 GATSBY MOVING RUBBER
Miniature bottles! I placed my own bottle of Gatsby beside for comparison. Not sold in Singapore~ “I~~~ can give you Gatsby~~~~~ Gatsby~~Gatsby~~~….”

#06 OCARINA
Creates beautiful music! If you can master the DO-RE-MI that is.... and the holes...
#07 JACKET
For myself. Enuf said for an avid Jacket collector... hee~ Mum's gonna scold me again...
#08 MOCHI
Someone better eat them up before I destroy them! I couldn't resist poking them while they're still inside their packaging... *poke poke poke...* Numerous flavours! Yummy!
#09 GENTLE CIGARETTE GIFT SET
So cute! 3 packs of cigarettes and a lighter! For my smokers buddies.

#10 ONE-UP MUSHROOM LED TORCH LIGHT

#11 MOODY POST-IT PAD BY 3M
Write little notes with more “feeling”!

#12 TIES
They ain't as cheap, but I just got the impulse to grab some....

#13 LUST.CAUTION ORIGINAL DVD
Yes, you can buy from our neighbor at a cheaper pricing, or you can even download it. But I just had the habit of buying an original DVD back to Singapore every time (got Donny Yen’s FLASHPOINT from Guangzhou some months back). States on the cover "一刀未剪" - Director's Cut?

By the way~ speaking of Tony Leung's 色。戒。, does anyone remember Christy Cheung's?